Cucumber love

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

Mom get out of my room it’sy cucumber love time !!

by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018

Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023

dry cucumber

A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.

Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.

by Immaturespices October 15, 2018

Cucumber salad

When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.

Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?

by Coralface June 10, 2023

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015

burnt cucumber

The opposite of being a cool cucumber. It’s when you are being a weird dum dum of a person

You are acting like a burnt cucumber

by GianaDaBanana December 26, 2019

cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus

Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?

by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016