crouchjump

Inbred Community of retards and general idiots. Go to LANs and do spastic things. Most importantly we're better than you.

www.crouchjump.co.uk

King-Daeds crouchjumped off a step and broke multiple bones and had his trousers cut off in the ambulance.

by Rich April 17, 2004

crouchigol

One of the very tongue-in-cheek nicknames for English Football player Peter Crouch, based on Batistuta's famous nickmane "Batigol" (from scoring so many goals for Argentina and for Fiorentina). Also see "Hand-of-Crouch", Robot Dance, etc.

Crouchigol was piss funny while trying to do his lame "Robot Dance" celebrations when the ref carded him for cheating with his "Hand-of-Crouch" move. Rooney, pls get firing soon and save us all this embarrasment!

by Mac CMS September 2, 2008

Crombie

The act of repeatedly potting the white ball when playing pool when to the casual onlooker this feat would seem impossible

1st shot Corner pocket: oh there it goes "That's a Crombie!"
2nd shot middle pocket: In it pops "That's a Crombie!"
3rd shot top corner pocket: Down it goes "That's a Crombie!"

Result: Jimmy is rubbish at pool "That's a Crombie!"

by JimmyCCrombie January 18, 2008

coub

Clusterfuck of unnecessary bullshit. Can be applied to a day, a week, or any amount of time where nothing goes right.

Man, I tell ya, this week was a coub.

by UmlautBanana November 21, 2011

crouching tiger

when you get out of the pool and your bottoms are soaking wet so you wrap the towel tightly around your waist and squat down so it squeezes all the water out

My swimsuit bottoms are all wet so im gonna do the crouching tiger.

by thecrouchingtiger June 14, 2011

crouch

derogatory term used to insult someones excess height or likeness to the footballer peter crouch.

'yo pils is such a crouch'

'Jay stop crouching around you lanky fuck'

by gert mandem March 8, 2007

Crosby

A frequently ginger-haired individual who shows up to hang out uninvited, leave their snack crumbs all over the furniture, and torture your poor innocent couches and chairs for extended amounts of time. Crosbys like to say "Yea ill come along" to parties etc. and then bitch out at the last second with excuses like "Im too gay to have fun". The crosby's only natural enemies are the Sun and actually have to move their fat ass. Beware of crosbys as they will try to be your friend, but ill only ever act like a leech literally sucking the life out of you.

Guy1: Holy shit!!1 Its a Crosby!! Run!

Guy2: Its ok, he's already winded, we have at least 4 days.

by GingersSuck23 May 28, 2011