crouchigol

One of the very tongue-in-cheek nicknames for English Football player Peter Crouch, based on Batistuta's famous nickmane "Batigol" (from scoring so many goals for Argentina and for Fiorentina). Also see "Hand-of-Crouch", Robot Dance, etc.

Crouchigol was piss funny while trying to do his lame "Robot Dance" celebrations when the ref carded him for cheating with his "Hand-of-Crouch" move. Rooney, pls get firing soon and save us all this embarrasment!

crouchigol by Mac CMS September 2, 2008

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Youtube Couchgold

You found quality content.

Man did you see this channel its a Youtube Couchgold.

Youtube Couchgold by CreativeGuyWhoisBetterinArt February 14, 2021

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crouchrolling

The act of gaining frags by using the looping rickroll chorus playing out of a boombox as a deadly weapon while crouching in a Doom mod.

Jerry was on a killing spree after crouchrolling Jamie and Peyton several times without dying. Since he was crouching, it was hard for them to pick him out from the corpses covering the floor. By that time, it was too late.

crouchrolling by jerair May 1, 2008

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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