Cristopher Ortiz

Pretty good gamers and really bad at any physical activities weather it comes to boxing or sports. There also known as simps but just hide it really good

Cristopher Ortiz bruh what are you doing stop yourself

by Johnny 2323 June 1, 2020

Crypto Vegan

Someone who claims to be or inspires to be Vegan, but regularly eats meat when it suits them. A crypto vegan often raises their veganism in conversations with work colleagues and friends, and refers to meat eaters as "killers", but will happily munch on a Big Mac on a Friday night. Can often be seen eating (non vegan) pasta for lunch, lacking the knowledge that pasta is made from egg. Frequently lobbies managers at work to host a "Vegan Christmas lunch" party, despite no other vegans working at the company.

Hey, you know Kerry from the office? I saw her in McDonald's yesterday ordering a double quarter pounder with cheese meal. I thought she was one of those vegan crusaders?

What, Kerry? Nah, she's only vegan in front of colleagues.

But why? Who's she trying to impress, literally nobody cares? She even told me off for eating a ham sandwich the other day.

I know right? She's such a crypto vegan.

by Quasher April 25, 2021

Crypto-pusher

A Crypto-pushers is someone who promotes Crypto because:

1. He or she owns cryptocurrency (and you buying it increases the value of theirs)
2. He or she sells cryptocurrency (or services relating to crypto)

Crypto-pusher: 'Bitcoin IS the future! To the moon!!!'
A person: 'What is it?'
Crypto-pusher: 'Good question.'

by Heymac June 22, 2021

cristobal cooler

SO COOOOLLLLLLLL GODDDDDDDDDD SO COOLLL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

girl 1: "hey, is that cristobal cooler"

girl 2: "yeah, i think it is. god, he's so hot! he needs to fuck the shit out of me"

girl 1: "girl sameeee teeehehehehehehehehehehe"

by nebulaworld August 17, 2022

Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna

Italian espression for conveying a really high state of hunger.
Used in sentences in case of pain, delusion or some other gay shit

Dad:Antonio hai studiato tutto?
Son: si certo
Dad: Antonio nun me cojonà, ho vistuto che hai fatto n'antro account de pornhub. E io pago, Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna.

Dad: Antonio have you studied enough?
Son: yes, of course
Dad: Antonio don't make fun of me, I saw that you made a pornhub gold account, please stop, I don't have so much money to spend. That's not nice.

by ProvaProvata May 28, 2018

Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo

The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.

I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!

by Frank Palace July 16, 2022

anarcho-neo-crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics

This is a political ideology! Let's tackle it partially:
Anarcho - This means that the ideology believes in no state, also this is a prefix for it to sound cool
Neo - Neo means that this ideology is applied to the modern world
Crypto - This means that the people that believe in this hide that they believe in it
Proto - This means that people that believe in this believe in the ideas that came before National-Bolshevism that helped create it
Capitalist - Well, here it starts to get a little harder. The whole idea of classical Nazbol is that it is communist, however, if we still maintain all the communist things, but allow free trade, voila, we have this
National-Bolshevism - This is an ideology that believes that there should be communist policies... except if you are a jew... or black... or anything other than whatever is the pure race
With western characteristics - This means that this ideology has some influences from the west

Summarizing, someone who believes in this believes that:
There should be no state, there should be socialist polices except the ones that stop free trade and these things only apply to one group, also this person hides that they are this, and believe that the original crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics was still not suited for today.

Ivan: Oh man, I want so much to discriminate against minorities, but the state doesn't let me do this... also, I kind of like communism, but also want free markets! Help me!
Anon: anarcho-neo-crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics should be your ideology!

by Lil' Nazbol February 17, 2023