bathroom cactus

a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay

dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard

by salmon69420 March 13, 2022

crap on a crabtree

1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment

(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"

(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)

by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013

kindly go fornicate with a cactus

an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus

person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus

by randomweirdoontheinternet May 29, 2019

Cactus the Enby

me!!!! its just me i just wanted my name in urban dictionary

"Hey, did you see what Cactus the Enby did?''
"No, and why don't you just say Cactus?"
"Definition things."

by cactus the enby September 24, 2020

cactus

has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus

omg look at her legs, shes a cactus

by janooooooooo August 21, 2013

cactail

when you are laughing so hard you fall on the ground and start rolling around in pain, but cannot stop laughing no matter how hard you try. ( you may tear due to pain.)

I went cactail the other day when Bob got sacked and fell off the deck.

by Camgram July 4, 2005

Crabtreeing

The act of chugging a beer in order to save time and money. Named after legendary Nashville socialite Hannah Crabtree.

Man, this party is in like an hour, and I haven't had a drink yet!

Just start Crabtreeing some brews yo!

by Tyler Gladior August 9, 2009