coital stretch

The act of lengthening muscles during penetration.

After a hard workout in the gym, loosen up with a partner doing some coital stretching

by Beckyyyyyyy February 14, 2014

Coitophilic

A person or an animal loves intercourse or coitus.

Meth is a coitophilic.

by yamasuke June 19, 2014

Coith

Referring to a person as a penis split by the act of coithing.

"You're such a coith, Dan."

by CoithMaster418 November 6, 2017

coitus injurious

An accidental injury caused by having sex.

No, my girlfriend didn't hit me, my black eye is from coitus injurious.

by KP Rex December 23, 2019

Golden Codity

the quality of a women who can play COD and make sandwiches

Caroline is so awesome.. she has the golden codity!
Im breaking up with you, you dont have the golden codity.

by Cwalker and GByrd March 7, 2011

post-coitus-shavus

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.

Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*

by tommystips December 17, 2019

post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.

police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."

by Lil2'high August 16, 2022