cousin kisser

Someone from the southern United States

Fuck all cousin kissers

by The molesta August 27, 2016

cousin sandwich

When you go to fantasy girls and sandwich a sloot between you and your cousin and high five and talk about baseball while she gasps for air.

Bro the cousin sandwich last was unforgettable. Johnson was unbelievable.

by bconz20 October 13, 2021

Like Cousin

A person who is not really family, but "like" family.

Kimberly is my like cousin. She's not really my cousin, but she's like my cousin.

by Magnolia Bea May 21, 2021

Amish Cousins

When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.

Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.

No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard

*High five bro*

by badn'booty December 18, 2019

Anti-Cousin

A cousin who exhibits antisocial behavior.

Our parents might be siblings, but he is the Anti-Cousin.

by MagnusPie November 23, 2014

Cousin camp

A yearly tradition of staying up way too late, swimming, bridge jumping, vole-hunting, roblox playing, and dressing barbies up in ridiculous amazing fashion statements, it usuallt marks the beginning or end of the family reunion, and any number of sorts of mischief can happen over the duration of cousin camp.

"Cousin camp is coming up soon! I'm so excited to see everyone again"
"Same! Remember what Lucia did last year? that was crazy."
"I wonder what antics our cousins will be up to this time. Summer wouldn't be the same without cousin camp."

by zeesworld July 15, 2023

Half Cousin

A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.

My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020