Skip to main content

Ur cousin a muslim

worse than "ur son a nun" and the second deadliest insult.
Saying this increases the size of the black hole in the center of the galaxy.
Per. 1: Ur mom gay.
Per. 2: Ur dad lesbian.
Per. 1: Ur granny tranny.
Per. 2: Ur granpap a trap.
Per. 1: Ur fukin sister's a mister!
Per. 2: Bitch, ur son a nun!
Per. 1: U-ur...
Per. 2: Me what pussy? What?
Per. 1: Ur cousin a muslim!
Per. 2: *explodes*
Earth: Fuck.
Sun: Fuck
by Anonymous<Incognito Man May 29, 2018
mugGet the Ur cousin a muslim mug.

The Cousin Eddie

When you nut in her butt and yell, “Shitter’s Full!”
I gave her “The Cousin Eddie” in her her ass the other day! That shitter was definitely full when I was done!
by The One Who Remains December 5, 2022
mugGet the The Cousin Eddie mug.

cousins

Imaginary badasses that black people refer to when they make empty threats.
by Nips711 April 7, 2009
mugGet the cousins mug.

couscous

Proper defintion:A pasta of North African origin made of crushed and steamed semolina.

A pasta-like food that is not intended for eating, but as a decoration for nagger lips}.
I can't wait to see Channing at lunch... it's couscous day.
by Don King March 15, 2005
mugGet the couscous mug.

Cousin Joey

Noun refering to a type of relative you try not to talk to.
Definitions:
1. Some one who is completely socially retarded
2. Some one who is accused of being mentally disabled.
3. Some who is constantly silent but when does speak up is an asshole.
Girl: Who was that guy walking to target dancing and bobbing his head.
Relative: Cousin Joey.
Girl: Oh no wonder he looked like he had down syndrome.
by lolzuracat February 22, 2010
mugGet the Cousin Joey mug.

Winer Cousins

Two or more guye that are banging the same woman
Obie trice and Eminem both fucked the same girl. they are now winer cousins
by Demi Tamwood January 30, 2010
mugGet the Winer Cousins mug.

And then I fucked your cousin

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.
Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"
by Therapist420 February 21, 2014
mugGet the And then I fucked your cousin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email