Anal Cough

A small quick forced hard fart from the bottom flowing strong out of the feicy hole.

To achieve 'Anal Cough' you needa really clench those anus cheeks like your life depends on it but dont fear. This double acts as a wall blocking any follow through.

Now push that bodily gas as hard as you can toward the poop hole. It should sound as if you are letting air out of a very large blown up balloon.

Everyone will laugh and should be able to smell it

Ill just have a cigarette and a coffee. I'll have a hard and fast anal cough. Then I'll come round and smoke some crack with ya

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

i'm coughing

A term that is used for when someone is laughing so hard they begin to cough and sometimes the term can also be used to exaggerate the humor of such a joke / situation.

Jenna: Did you hear what Brad said last night, Jessica?

Jessica: No, what did Brad say?

Jenna: Brad was telling me about the time of when he got robbed by a Girlscout.

Jessica: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M COUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Daey August 3, 2016

Weed Cough

When bitches be coughing after that bong rip; The dry sand feeling in your throat when you can't breathe but take another hit cuz it would be okay to die from a cough so gnarly.

Danielle ripped the bong and started hacking up a lung; Her smoke buddy Aubry said " Hey pass that here I want a weed cough too."

When Glama Christine refuses to smoke the reef and you remind her of the beautiful weed cough that prevents a covid cough.

by Anaba Kuwanlelenta November 22, 2022

cough couch

when your asked if you’re going somewhere

are you going to the store?

cough couch yes/cough couch no

by poopei October 6, 2020

cough drop

When having sex cowgirl style, the act of reaching behing her, pulling her hair back exposing her troat, and sucker punching her in the juggular, making her cough and dropping her to the floor.

That bitch was on top of me until i gave her a cough drop, now look at her, crying and shit.

by Sweet Chin Music February 16, 2005

Smokers cough

a cough after suckin a mean dick that produces a bad taste

Your chick is smokin your bone you blow your load in her trap and she proceeds to cough on the bad taste and paste.like a smokers cough after a haul on a cigarette.

by djd1 May 17, 2006

pussy cough

When you stick your dick in a females or males vagina and you cough up cum from your mouth into and onto each persons genitels

The girl last night got her pussy coughed on

by Josh the maximum June 25, 2014