Control Cunt

For use in situations when "control freak" just doesn't seem strong enough.

What did the text from Vivian say?
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!

by darcblu84 September 1, 2012

Controllerfuck

When you use the tip of the xbox controller to fuck yourself. Also can be done by a N64 controller. Used by gamer girls.

Ex. 1: Dude, did you see my GF controllerfucking with my xbox controller?
Ex. 2: Controllerfucking myself makes me wanna get more kills.
Ex. 3: Great, now I have to get more controllers because my wife keeps controllerfucking!

by Creepy_Guy_From_Wallmart September 6, 2016

Controlgasm

The act of when a man ejaculates in such a way that he controls the flight of his ejaculate.

I was masturbating at home and didn't want to clean up so I had a controlgasm.

by Your drunk uncle at the BBQ July 2, 2017

control monger

An incompetent employee, unable to either be productive or manage others who are, and instead manipulates to ensure communications flow thru them, and they have authority to make decisions for which they are unqualified.

"Ignore Brian, he's the resident control monger".

by Muzzrelli February 7, 2018

Controller Condom

An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.

My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.

by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018

Cantrelling

Plural verb of: Cantrell
-Slacking, half-assing, giving 50% but acting like it’s 110%, work haphazardly or from behind schedule.

Old English Cantrell ‘inclined to be behind schedule, haphazardly rushed or hurried’, of Kentucknic origin; related to Latin canfuxup ‘to rush’.

I’ve been so busy drinking beer and sitting on the couch afterwork, cantrelling the shit out of the racecar is the only way it’s going to be ready for the next race.

by rEmitlaer January 8, 2021

Control

So much of me is you I don't know just who I am

Now I just can't believe in myself or in anything

And this is what you take from me

And this is what you take from me

And this is what you take from me

And this is what you take from me

I gave you my soul I gave you control of me

Now I just can't believe in myself or anything

And this is what you take from me

And this is what you take from me

And this is what you take from me

And this is what you take from me

Can't you just believe "you are my everything"

And this is what you take from me

And this is what you take from me

Control

by Death Menace December 22, 2022