contracentration

Having excellent hand-eye coordination, due to excessive playings of 'Contra', a true masterful video game released on the original NES system in 1988.

"Some good contracentration you got there, man!"
"You know contracentration saved your a** right there, sucka!"

by Johnson Smith Esq. December 9, 2008

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Contact Game

Game that is almost exactly the same as the safety game, but instead "contact" is said and the game is played by soldiers.

*Soldier 1 releases flatulence*
Soldier 1 — Contact!
Soldier 2 — Aww, now I can't hit you due to the rules of the Contact Game.

by UrbanCorps November 29, 2010

Confrats

A term used to congratulate someone for being like a fraternity member.

John: Dude there were a lot of girls at that party last night, did you get any numbers?
Scott: Nah man, I was way too turnt, I just tried to kiss people.
John: Wow, confrats!

by Tripl3Tak3 December 14, 2015

Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016

Contact Hangover

A hangover that occurred solely because of you and your peers behavior the night prior even though you consumed no alcohol, you still wake up with the same headhache, and light sensitivity.

I think you all partied to hard last night, I woke up with a Contact Hangover

by Charlesekeisler May 23, 2018

Contact Hype

When you get hyped because people around you are hyped.

Chris got major contact hype from Jerrod on the way to Bassrush.

by LunaUsagi July 20, 2018