Controlling Bitch

Someone who feels that her boyfriend is "her man" and/or property. The controlling bitch easily gets jealous when other girls are around, even though nothing is going on, they are just friends or strangers. She repeatedly accuses boyfriend of being a so-called cheater and thinks of him cheating on her constantly even when they are together. Always up his butt 24/7 and won't let him out of her sight in fears of him even looking at another girl. Gets mad when he mentions friends, girl or guy, because "nobody can speak to him except her." He is her property and she has soul owenership. She always tries to change him, and criticises him non-stop. Nothing he can do is ever good enough because she always deserves better.

She doesn't know yet, but he'll eventually dump her controlling ass because she is the one cheating on him, and he'll find someone actually worth his time and he'll finally find love not manupulation.

Jordan: Hey, i'm going to the club tonight with a few friends.

Gabby (Controlling Bitch): Are you going with any girls?

Jordan: Yes, a few of them will be girls.

Gabby: WTF!? You dick! If you put one foot near that club it's over! And I mean it this time!!! No getting back together after three days like always!!! (she will eventually try to get him back anyway because she wants someone to control again.)

by Cap'n Obvious January 28, 2010

continental drift

In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.

I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.

by Zorgithatoob June 19, 2012

gun control

Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there

Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'

by zutroy March 2, 2004

gun control

1. The idea that enforcing weapon laws and limiting the amount of guns that are sold - and to whom - will reduce crimes committed with said weapons.

2. A concept often called "unconstitutional" by the same redneck "Christians" who want the Ten Commandments displayed in federal buildings. Strikes fear into their shrivelled hearts despite the fact that the guns in question are usually machine guns and the like, as opposed to the rifles they like to use when they go 'coon shootin' in the dump out behind the trailer park.

It's hard to commit a crime with a gun if you can't get one. Gun control helps take weapons out the hands of those not responsible enough to deserve them. This is not a difficult concept.

by Abudoobie January 12, 2006

control denied

great metal band featuring the singer/guitarist from the band death.

try consumed or cut down. very good band.

by psychoman364 November 1, 2003

contraceptionist

The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.

The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.

by CapTim January 25, 2008

Contaclump

A group of two or more continents under one name.

The Americas are a contaclump containing South America and North America.

by King 1046 November 8, 2021