Electronic Condom

The use of anti-virus or anti-malware software on a computer

"Thank god I used that electronic condom I received for my new computer. This pornsite looks like it is full of ETDs"

1 minute later
fap fap fap

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

Friend Condom

Someone who blocks friendship from happening despite the obvious friendship availability

Caitlin was being a friend condom to Miles, fuck yooooouuuuu

by CaitlinWardrop123 June 6, 2014

flesh condom

A person's physical body. From the the perspective that they are merely shells that house our souls.

"Yo, Dalton! Check out the flesh condom on that babe!"

by K41n3n October 24, 2017

crispy concords

When a bitch asks if you nutted in her and you respond with “bruhaps”

“Bro I got Kate with the crispy concords last night, she wasnt happy”

by 6charlienew October 1, 2021

blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

Hulked a Condom

When you break a condom while having sex because you were giving it to her like the HULK.

I was giving it to her good and I hulked a condom!

I need Magnum XL's because I just keep hulking condoms

by KornyKev March 10, 2011

conjoingled

conjoingled means tangled...

example..the computer cords were all conjoingled

by seantheman November 11, 2006