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dashboard confessional

Pure emo, acoustic band with meaningful lyrics. See The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters.
My hopes are so high, that your kiss could kill me, so won't you kill me, so I'll die happy...
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
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dashboard confessional

They were my escape from rap I used to think all there was rap that I was forced to listen to but I found out about them through my friend and they have totally cahged my life and how I veiw everything in my life and for all you assholes that say they suck and Chris can't sing then you're all asshole's, I mean is it so wrong that a man sings abotu what he feels? If there were more guys like him alot more people would be getting laid and maybe he's not the best singer but at least he sings about real passionate things unlike your rappers and wiggers that try to be something they're not and rap about things they've either never been through or things they used to go through which they don't have to anymore. But dashboard confessional sings about things that everyone goes through and they put the emotions into words we can all relate to no matter what color or sex we are.
Dashboard talks about real things

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confession pad

a writing pad that can be found at any police precinct's interrogation room...it is used by the police to get the perp to confess the crime that he is accussed of by writing everything out on paper, (on the confession pad), everything that makes him guilty of any crime that he is accused of...

sort of like a scetch or doodling pad...
Police: Write everything down on this confession pad...

Perp: OK, i'll tell you everything i know...
by blthrskt May 5, 2009
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Conversion

The act of successfully taking a random female home having met her that night.

Turning a pull into a shag!
1. Bro I got a 0 Conversion rate last night!

2: Guy 1- Bro I pulled 6 girl's last night! Guy 2 - What was your conversion rate? Guy 1 - 0! :(
by Daniolo November 6, 2011
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Conversions

An Alternative Rock band that was formed in the late 2010s. Although they are classified as "Alternative", they have progressive, experimental, and grunge elements. They are known for their melodic vocal patterns, aggressive basslines, extremely creative drum patterns, and metaphorical lyrics. The band is said to sound very "90s" as apposed to the music scene of the 2011s.
Guy #1: Hey did you go to the Conversions show last night?
Guy #2: Yeah I think I saw you there! They were amazing!
Guy #1: I'll never forget that show!
by Music Review April 21, 2011
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Headboard Concussion

1. A Headboard Concussion is when a very promiscuous woman starts to lose the ability to think due to her head repeatedly hitting the headboard during rough sex.
2. A concussion gotten from a woman hitting her head on the headboard during sex.
1. That girl was so slutty she goes to the hospital once a month for a headboard concussion.

2. On my honeymoon I gave my wife a headboard concussion. The marriage didnt go well.
by Anonymous58332 June 28, 2011
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Pussy Confusion

When a male gets excited because he thinks he is going to receive sex from a female, based on his own speculation with no grounds supporting his thought but he does not get with the female at the end of the night.
Male: Bro, tonight I was so excited, I thought for sure I was going to get laid. I was ready to go all night, now my body just doesn't know what to do.
Bro: Bro, you got pussy confusion.
by Mötley Crew January 5, 2015
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