computer-off

to jack off with computer porn

man i just computer-off and my i cummed all over my moniter

by justinaimers June 23, 2008

is my computer on

YES

A site that says if your computer is on.

is my computer on?
YES

by NhehGuy June 20, 2018

computer neuter

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.

``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''

by tirtle March 1, 2017

computer hooters

Digitally enhanced female breasts.

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

computer genius

What your Grandpa calls you when you fix something by turning it off and on again.

Grandpa: How'd you fix my television?
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.

by guy354 September 17, 2016

Computer Bladder

Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.

I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!

by KingSnotty July 11, 2011

intro to computers

An entry level collage class to becoming a computer tech. learn how to use the mouse, and Microsoft word. if your here, you dont need this class.

guy1: My grandpa cant use a mouse,

guy2: Hey, mabie he should take Intro to computers

by ph1rmw4r3 September 12, 2012