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Communist Channel

A Channel in General sam's Discord Server in which Mao Zendong and Glorious_Leader Rule
Hey do you want to join the Communist Channel?
by Glorious_Leader™ April 5, 2017
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I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.
"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!
by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023
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Communist

One who has suffered severe metal damage or has high amounts of autism/retardation, they belive in an irrealistic and un-democratic ideal.

They also like free helicopter rides when in Chile
Communist: "ThAt WaSn'T rEaL CoMmUism"
normal person: "McArthur was right
by Realduce February 13, 2024
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communist-goose

Communist Goose is a regular goose which also happens to be a communist, they usually live in flocks and honk at all passerbyers.
Holy shit i think that was a flock of communist-goose”
by Communist goose December 11, 2021
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Communist

Something that the United States will eventually be, if it isn't yet. You can deny it all you want and many people do in fact deny it, but it cannot be helped.
Abel: Did you hear about Jeffery and Kelly?
Tasha: Yes, I recently heard that they are Communist.
Abel: They were probably Communist long before, but we didn't find out until just recently.
Tasha: That would definitely not surprise me at all and it actually doesn't.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 14, 2021
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Cappacino Communist

krystal ball and kyle kulinski. Elitist who wane economic equality but spit in the face of the poor.
MSNBC loves Cappacino Communist krystal ball and kyle kulinski are getting to have their own show soon.
by Factzteller September 17, 2023
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MAGA Communist

An infantile, reactionary person that prevents any progress in the left wing. The aforementioned type will commonly attack the Transgender community and Jews, which only helps to serve the petite bourgeoisie/ruling class in the end.
Person 1: "I am a MAGA Communist"
Person 2: "In that case, I hope for your recovery to be swift."
by AgainstTransHate June 24, 2024
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