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coffee cart

act of climbing onto a object in a public place and declaring an undying, eternal love for a woman
"Someone is gonna need to give me a hand down from this coffee cart slash city cat, titanic like scene area, because im Silas Cocks, and im a big dork, i listen to emo, and i could fall, instead of telling a girl i like her, and that could be really embarrassing, more embarrassing."
by sniffff snifff June 22, 2008
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Coffee Table

A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.

So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table
Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever
by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016
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Tickle the Coffee Nymph

To tickle the coffee nymph is when one sets out to obtain and achieves acquisition of a strong cup or mug of proper (not instant) coffee
Please excuse me I just need to go tickle the coffee nymph
by trollgod June 29, 2009
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Coffee Cow

A common term to describe Brandon “Atrioc” Glizzy Hands” Ewing. However the term can be used as a way of describing ones obsession with coffee
Friend 1: “Wow man, this coffee is just what I needed right now

Friend 2: “ Man, you and your coffee, you’re such a coffee cow”
by Cryonix April 23, 2022
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coffee name

A coffee name is given to the barristo/barrista when you order your coffee drink - you need a coffee name if your name is difficult to pronounce, or if your name is unusual. A coffee name expedites your order.
This morning I went to Starbucks for my morning latte. I told the clerk that my name is Antionette which he could not spell. So I used my coffee name: Toni. Much easier to pronounce. I have several friends & co-workers who use coffee names. When coffee drinks are delivered to us at work there's always someone who says: "Who's Dave?" "That's for Dwight - he used his coffee name."
by Marina Maggiore May 19, 2006
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coffee creamer

A white man who is dating/having sexual relations with a black woman.
Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.
by w00gy April 17, 2006
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coffee pee

The smell that comes from your urine after drinking a sizable amount of coffee or beverages that contain coffee.
I was just about to fall a sleep until the smell of my coffee pee woke me up
by mAGIK bUS October 10, 2005
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