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post-nut coma

the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.
Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.
by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011
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comfartable

- to be in a comfortable position to break wind
- to find a position which relieves gastro-intestinal discomfort caused by trapped wind
- the act of relieving such discomfort by breaking wind
Conor was suffering a bad case of wind. He had to get comfartable before he continued his meal.
Nita made herself comfartable, and relieved the pressure of wind in her gut.
by kelvinsdrift October 21, 2010
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Codfather

A codfather is like a backseat driver, but when you're playing cod. They often think that you know nothing about cod and what you're doing with the controller and they tend to constantly tell you what to do regardless of if you know how to play or not.
Person1: "Dude, Go HIDE OVER THERE THEY ARE GONNA GET YOU! DONT USE THAT GUN! THROW A GRENADE! CROUCH! YOU SUCK!"

Person 2: " quit being such a codfather and let me play"
by Mr. Pickles sir June 24, 2011
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Comady

- The feeling of being so 'not-amused' that you might just slip into a coma.

- When comedy just ain't comical.
Donna: I watched this Billy Connolly stand-up DVD with my brother and I was so bored. I nearly slipped into a comady!
Martha: Really? I think Connolly is good for laughs, except sometimes I find what he says to be a little incomprehensible.
by Rina Lam January 8, 2012
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Comancheros

Men who like to wear matching jumpers
Why are those men wearing matching jumpers? They are the Comancheros son.
by Grumpy Mia April 18, 2014
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cofay

Its a funner way to say/spell coffee.
say it. i dare you.
I just made some cofay!
by BootyBePoppin November 5, 2020
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commuter coma

Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).
Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."

Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"

Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.

Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
by Dietrich September 3, 2007
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