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Alaskan contraceptive

A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.
She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.
by Grande02 November 2, 2008
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Colorado Standoff

Hey man, do you want to have a Colorado standoff.
by dickdock December 10, 2009
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colorado turnbuckle

A sexual act where a woman lays on a turning bed while the man stands at the edge slapping her in the face with his penis on each rotation until he reaches climax. Also known as the Cincinnati Carousel.
Man I gave that chic a Colorado Turnbuckle her cheeks were so bruised.
by uncle lester July 13, 2010
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mid sized university located in Greeley, Colorado not too far from Denver. Filled with the future teachers, nurses, actors, and musicians of Colorado and the US.

In comparison w/ CSU and CU which tend to attract many many out of staters from all over the country (many who come for the mountains) UNC is primarily populated by young women from Denver's many suburbs (many prospective elementary teachers). Women outnumber men by far.

Though downtown Greeley is very disconnected from UNC and the college culture, there are plenty of college hangouts along 16th street (Maggie's java joint, Roma's etc.)

UNC is surrounded by huge houses, many of them 10 bedrooms which the upperclassmen tend to populate.

UNC is a blast and no place I'd rather be.
UNC is incredible. The University of Northern Colorado is quite simply everything I hoped it would be and more.
by Future teacher in UNC April 1, 2009
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university of colorado boulder

THE fucking sickest place ever, for all you motherfuckers that hate on it, shut the fuck up and go to the town. If you want to go to a town and not have to worry about anything and just chill out, look at the hottest girls in the country and smoke weed, THAN GO HERE
University of colorado boulder is the chillest school in the nation
by chillar November 11, 2008
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colerain

town located in cincinnati consisiting of ghetto fabulous teenagers. colerain high school is known for their football team, and only their football team, with supporters such as the hoe row( girls who wear sports bras and sit in the front row of the student section). the school is headed no where... fast.
wow, colerain is the new detroit city.
by king coombs May 27, 2009
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Contradiction

Verb - When a person says something, and the person who said it, does the opposite of what he/she said.
"Hey, Lisa, don't eat at McDonalds, its bad for you."
"Kevin, I thought you said not to eat at McDonalds? You said it was bad for you. You're contradicting yourself you know."
(He eats at McDonalds despite telling other people not too.)

"Don't date her, she's not a good influence."
(Then he turns around and dates her, despite what he earlier said.)
"Why would you contradict yourself like that?"

Contradiction
by mufflesnuffle June 9, 2009
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