Jew Collar

A neck brace. Used by sew happy melo-dramatic American scumbags that try to take advantage of every angle they encounter. The "Jew" part is significant because they are widely known for their ability to take advantage of any monetary situation they can at everyone else’s expense.

(After a very minor car accident)
Driver 1: Since there is only very minor damage, let’s not go thru the insurance company on this...
Driver 2: Owwww my neck!
Driver 2's spouse: (Whispers) Don't forget the neck brace when we take this guy to the cleaners (court)
Driver 1 After they arrive in court: Oh take that damn jew collar off, you and I both know you couldn't have possibly been injured.

by John Bell III May 6, 2008

Coldarm

(a) A Virgin.
(b) One who lives in his mother's basement
(c) Someone who masturbate's profusely.

Poor dude's been spankin it alone so long he's got a coldarm.

by WilliamJr August 3, 2006

white collar wasted

"White collar wasted" is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. The more hours that pass after work, the better.

By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.

Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.

Office coworker/recent college graduate: "Hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today."

You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."

Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"

Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."

by gclax333 October 13, 2012

Blue Collar Chic

Shaved head, goatee, tattoo, piercing - or some combination thereof. An urban trend ironically called edgy. Might have been edgy in the late 90s, now it's just a tired, ubiquitous trend. Also so: propped-up & revolving baseball caps. Also see: white men trying to look like Latino prisoners because being white is seen as less masculine these days.

Wait, is that Ben? When did he turn into a blue-collar Mexican?
When Latinos came in style, he died his hair black and got a tattoo to appeal to them. Thinks Blue Collar Chic makes him more masculine and less white.

Oh. Has be bought a pick-up truck yet?

by BullWinkle February 5, 2014

cat collar

A pussy with a tatoo around it

Wow that's a sexy cat collar

by CFCs May 8, 2016

CAT Collar

Cat collars is a collar most but not all owners put on their cats. Cat collars usually will have the address of the owner in case the cat gets lost. Even though most owners decide to put collars on their cats, this does not mean you need a collar for your cat to officially own them, and many owners decide to not have collars for their cat for reasons.

Person: Hey do you have a cat collar for your cat?
Person 2: No, my cat doesn't need one, but I still own him.

by TheTruthAndTheRealOne February 13, 2019

Colaric

A state of being that typically occurs immediately after waking up. One who experiences a colaric mood usually is very grumpy, irritable, cranky, grouchy, ill tempered, crabby, sulky, whiny, and very very testy. Expect this person to both physically and verbally attack anyone or anything that is on their warpath. A mega-colaric person displays these emotions all the time, not just when waking up.

Hey, settle down, stop being such a colaric!

by Hammer November 9, 2006