cheese of my cock

The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.

I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

by kam75xx April 3, 2021

cock juice

Another term for Sperm

He's fucking gay!
He drinks cock juice in the morning!

by Fukaface! April 13, 2011

cocacolastic

The standard response to the word fantastic. It implies something even above fantastic.

White guy: Hi!
Junior: Hi!
White guy: Fantastic!
Junior: cocacolastic!

by JackFromTexas July 1, 2022

schrödinger's cock

Schrödinger's cock: a cock, a flask of whiskey, and a porno magazine are placed in a sealed box. If an externalal monitor detects alcohol, the flask is shattered, releasing the whiskey, which kills the boner. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cock is simultaneously erect and flacid. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cock either erect or flacid not both erect and flacid. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.Schrödinger's cock is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935.1 It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The scenario presents a cock that may be simultaneously both erect and flacid,2345678 a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. The thought experiment is also often featured in theoretical discussions of the interpretations of quantum mechanics. Schrödinger coined the term Verschränkung (entanglement) in the course of developing the thought experiment.

He has a Schrödinger's cock. Everytime I look it changes states!

by pen15inme February 19, 2018

cock book

A Cock book is basically another word for a porno magazine.

Cpl. Ray Person: "Wait, are you talking about like jerking off without using any hands?"

Sgt. Antonio Espera: "No, Dog! I'm talking about fucking any girl you want, all in your mind."

Cpl. Ray Person: "You need one hand at least to hold the cock book."

by rotating snowflake January 4, 2010

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

by Jockeys December 4, 2003

Cock Gobbling

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling

You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling

by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009