Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

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Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.

Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫

by Sketchster August 5, 2023

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certifiedgoatkiller

He is a WV rap legend who is known by that nickname. Certifiedgoatkiller is one of his albums.

The certifiedgoatkiller is coming into town for a musical event.

by The Moon Wolf August 29, 2023

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certifiedlarp

sexiest remorse member and also runs the doxxing branch shinyo

certifiedlarp is such a lil cutie pie >.<

by certifiedlarp October 7, 2023

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A term used to describe something that is not only certified but also meets high clinical standards or possesses a strong clinical quality. It signifies that the subject has undergone rigorous testing, evaluation, or certification processes, often in a medical or healthcare context. "Clinified" reflects a level of excellence, reliability, or precision that goes beyond typical certification.

That new medical device is not just certified; it's clinified!

by *SneakyTurtle* November 5, 2023

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