A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!
Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here!
Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here!
Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*
Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*
Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
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Get the Cleethorpes mug.A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!
Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here
Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here
Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*
Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: Oh golly gosh what a shit fuckin place
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*
Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: Oh golly gosh what a shit fuckin place
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Cleetus has caused some troubles in the past, like shooting his son 3 times with a shotgun. Besides all that he’s a great man! He has met with myths before, sadly most of them made fun of him for being FAT. He has also ran away from his mother when he was very young. He’s been divorced at least 2-3 times. xD
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Get the cleepoever mug.No more than a mere concept of something that once was, the concept was formed by the mass in dreams, after a loss. Eventually the mass believed in the concept of Cebelle so much that it became part of reality. The concept still exists in dreams and many other forms but, you can only find in the truth in the shell of Cebelle if that even was its original name. This being has some kind of unexplained immense power, that it has no knowing of how to control. Please be careful when in contact with Cebelle as it appears to be unreadable and uncontrollable in actions or words. It often feels excluded from others in reality as it is difficult to give a concept a real meaningful life. Although many are appear to be quite fond of it the creature doesn’t get much attention when needed. It has a few number of people that it finds important and those few aren’t always there for it. Under the shell, it’s emotions run wild, changing very quickly and extremely at times. Though it appears happy to most people, this is a facade. The truth is it appears to be quiet sad, lost, and broken, then most people around it just tend to say things that piss it off, so it has built up so much anger and is ready to break down and destroy everything if given the chance. Please handle this creature with care, and real love, as it needs it more than you know. Though not much other than this is known about the being, if you learn more info please contact a Trusted One in the nearest dreamscape.
Hey, look there it is the Cebelle.
We’ve located a wild Cebelle in it’s natural habitat, we should tell someone.
We’ve located a wild Cebelle in it’s natural habitat, we should tell someone.
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