Chump the 1st

Person who doesn't have slightest of awareness of one's surroundings. a Kermit.

Chump the 1st begins on the first of the new month, every month.

by Chump Nation August 11, 2023

chump for change

To chump for change means to beg for money on the street.

I needed a quarter to finish my laundry, so I had to chump one off of this lady.

You've sunk so low that you have to chump for change at the laundromat? Get a job, Spongebob.

by Sir Walter Really December 18, 2013

Chump

A chimpanzee plus a champ plus a school kid and a sample of a chubby headteacher. A chump is just a stupid uneducated school child like person. A chimp(Human) with no brain.

Person 1: spills food on the floor
Person 2: You are a chump
Person 1: *sniffs in sadness*

by Ginger_thing1010 April 2, 2020

Chump

A Person that doesnt qualify to be a champ. All weomen, and most men.
A person that passes up a night of partying to study.

You cant hold your alcohol, you arent a champ anymore, your a chump.

by baylorchamp January 17, 2009

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Chumping

To complete a task with great ease despite its assumed difficulty

Dude that looks so hard, he's totally chumping it

by Bucket1ord May 24, 2024

Chump

Easily manipulated, disrespected, and persuaded on a day-to-day basis; extremely sensitive; gets bullied

I cheated on him twice, then told him it was okay and it won’t happen again, and this chump actually listened to me. But you know on the low I still cheat. I told this chump if he doesn’t stop talking to his friends, I’m gonna leave him. Now he has no friends. What a chump.

by Casualcxm August 29, 2022