What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.

Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by anonymous November 25, 2004

Christmas Bomb

The colourful festive debris of wrapping paper scraps, bows, ribbon, and packaging that covers a room after the presents have all been opened.

It looks like a Christmas Bomb went off in here!

by ctrlU December 25, 2010

christmas

The only holiday where you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks.

Merry 4 month early Christmas

by Jordan<3 August 14, 2006

Christmas Sweater

Any article of clothing worn by either a man or woman that is very unsexy and serves as effective birth control...

OK, that 1950's dress that Julie is rocking is a little too much like June Cleaver wearing a christmas sweater for me..it adds about 30 years to her age...

by Irish Mike 1965 October 25, 2008

Half Christmas

A tradition that celebrates the half-way point to Christmas, usually celebrated with fighting cleaning ladies and drinking a keg full of egg nog.

We need some wrapping paper, popcorn and string so we can celebrate half christmas the right way.

by Mr. Ballstein June 7, 2011

Christmas fresh

something that is so freshly made, or purchased, it is equivalent to a present on Christmas

That sandwich is Christmas fresh, dude. They just made it

by spaceman_skyland December 1, 2010

christmas fag

A person who looks in the closet for their christmas gifts.

I hid the presents in the attic knowing that Timmy would be a christmas fag.

by Chupa December 16, 2004