chimped up

To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic

The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline

by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017

Sea Chimp

A boater that doesn't know what they're doing and wants all their work done cheap.

You're not a booster you're a SEA CHIMP.

by SoapsOn June 13, 2021

Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021

Stop being a chimp

Used when someones behavior is that of a monkey or dumbass

Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow

Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now

Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude

Person 2: I sai-

Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!

by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023

CHIMP BRIMP

When he/she ain’t ready.

Oh nah, he ain’t ready for some of this CHIMP BRIMP!

by MilkEKream October 31, 2024