Chaster

#1: a man who prides himself on his jello wrestling skills and ability to consume Pepe Lopez

#2: a guy who ejaculates on his arm in the womens restroom and runs wildly through the aisles of your local walmart feeling up chicks

#3: a synonym for the word, chode

#4: the name of a delicacy in some Amazonian tribes, consisting of the foreskin of a midget, vagina discharge and the horn of a rare white rhino

#5: a young blonde fellow whos goals in life include finding himself forearm deep in a farm animal, making bagels and eating wings.

Yep, that's Chaster!

by ThattGuy June 2, 2009

Chatsturbation

1. The act of being alone in a chatroom talking to oneself.

2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.

In a public act of chatsturbation, Jim posted his thoughts on Armageddon in a NASCAR fans chatroom.

by PJ Ork August 24, 2008

Chastitute

A Woman or Man who sells or otherwise "whores out" their chastity through Media Attention or for Political Gain.

Did you see that Pro-Life Republican snob on cable, Chastituting out their soul for their overly excited 15 seconds of fame, on the FOX News Channel? What a Chastitute!

by Gurrrfuss June 15, 2012

sex chapstick

The tastiest chapstick a girl can wear.

-"I like flavor. Don't you like it when you kiss a girl and she' wearing cherry chapstick."
-"I don't like cherry."
-"Well then, don't you like it when she's wearing sex chapstick."
-"Yes. Yes I do."

by Strandchez December 20, 2008

chocolate chapstick

When you pull your penis out of your girlfriend/boyfriends anus and wipe it on their lips.

Chad pulled out of Beths ass and gave her the Chocolate Chapstick.

by Cornhusker July 6, 2007

Chastity Belt

A device worn around the genitals in order to protect against rape, discourage sex, or control masturbation.

I have made my son wear a chastity belt at all times since he was 10. He is 17 now and I have the key hidden to give to his wife when he marries. He is very well behaved and has never been able to masturbate. The belt is designed to allow urination without removal, so it can be left on all the time! I will continue this practice with any future sons.

by Smartmom August 21, 2013

chasted

Being in an overly happy semi fucked up state of mind because you think life is awesome.

Becky: do you see that guy grinning at the end of the bar?
Jody: yeah, he looks chasted. Let's have a threesome with him!

by johnguttler January 20, 2014