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food channel fidgets

can be abbreviated to 'food fidgets'. Referring to the medical condition that arises when one is watching a cooking programs late at night, and is overcome by the insatiable urge to eat gourmet dishes.
Food fidgets can be left untreated, or may even be aggravated by going into the kitchen, and realizing that none of the food available could ever be as good.
"Oh man, you have to change the channel, any more Iron Chef and I'm going to have a raging case of food fidgets."

"I had to watch some CSI, the dead bodies my mind off my food channel fidgets."
by p0tassium February 25, 2009
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Discovery Channel

Sharks and sex.
Did they change it?
No, still the same old discovery channel
by Hide In Your Corner January 22, 2017
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And many more from channel four

A line added to the end of the Happy Birthday song. It most likely started from a Channel 4 TV station (Duh) in some part of the country. Kids in Western Pennsylvania don't have a Channel 4, but will sing this in school or during parties.
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Jennifer, Happy birthday to you. And many mooooore, from channel Fooooouuuuur.....

"Happy birthday to you, and many more from channel four." while other kids are singing "Happy birthday to you, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too."
by Not a Kid Anymore January 25, 2008
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History Channel

Should be renamed "The Hitler Channel" Since they talk about WW2 in just about every other program.
All The History Channel shows most of the time is something about World War 2. But they do have some other things too. Just not that much
by Cripplehawk May 23, 2009
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channel cat

1. The act of or being a woman that is a dirty whore. The kind that is always feeding off the bottom of the barrell or will have sex with anything.

2. A woman that is like a channel in the water everybody has to go through it to get to port.

3. A woman that will go to any depths of the river to get dick; a bottom feeder
That chick Jaz is a straight up channel cat.

Look at that channel cat over there bottom feeding.
by hadnuts September 4, 2007
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Kattegat Channel Conflict

An intermittent struggle between factions within the Holy Nordic Empire, the most notable being the Kulturpoliti, over a series of disputes, the most prominent being the question of legitimate succession to the Imperial throne, following the assassination of Emperor Gissur, by the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation in 2050.

The Kattegat Channel Conflict is most famous for marking the end of armed military conflict by specialized troops in Europe and North-America, replaced with the massive scale brain-washing of civilian populations, dubbed meta-war, making the Kattegat Channel Conflict the first conflict in history to be fought solely through the control of broadcasting resources.

The conflict is considered to have ended with the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066, due to the inability of the warring factions to agree over the matters of succession.

Various factions continued meta-skirmishing in the area well into the 2070's but with little effect.

The primary significance of the Kattegat Channel Conflict is three-fold, firstly it marked the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire, secondly it marked the end of armed warfare with the advent of meta-war and thirdly it demostrated the dangers of meta-war by the complete meta-decimation of the Scandinavia, which left it a drone-state under the sway of The Eurasian Republic.
Damn, those guys just keep at it like it was the Kattegat Channel Conflict.
by Gissur December 9, 2004
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Irish channel

A neighborhood of New Orleans noted for its distinctive dialect, vaguely resembling both Southern and New York speech. See yat.
After he spoke two sentences, I knew he grew up in the Irish Channel.
by octopod November 30, 2003
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