Christian

Christian is a sweet,loving,athletic and funny guy. He truly is a dream come true. Christian is so sweet, but can be the stupidest guy ever at points. He’ll always be there for you, even through your hardest times. He’s very cute, but can be annoying like anyone. But the absence of him drives you crazy. When your in his arms you feel safe and everything you stress about disappears, you feel like your flying. Yet if he gets mad at you, you feel so ashamed you just want to run away. When he’s happy your happy. When your feeling down, he cheers you up. If your his girlfriend your the luckiest person on earth! Overall Christian is the sweetest, most loving, most caring guy you’ve ever met! If you haven’t met a Christian you haven’t lived yet. That’s a Christian for you!

Girl #1 omg who is that?!
Girl #2 On that’s Christian my bf.
Girl #1 omg he’s YOUR boyfriend?
Girl#2 I know right I’m lucky!

Christian by Hottiegal3256 October 8, 2017

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Christian

A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.

Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....

Christian by it's me you're me October 19, 2017

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Christian

Hot as fuck. His dick is big and every girl want to have sex with him. He smart and will knock the shit out of you. Last but not least he is the best sport player you’ll ever meet.

Omg, I am dating Christian and we had sex.

Isn’t Christian hot and a great football player

Christian by Hot as helll November 23, 2017

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Christian

The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.

"Damn, Christian is only on the team because he's the coach's son."

"Yeah, he sucks."

Christian by NCBuckets January 17, 2018