Celery Muncher

A crazy climate change activist, or someone who goes vegan or vegetarian “for the planet”, and who can’t take a hint that no one else wants to talk to them about it. A more annoying tree hugger.

Jesus, would Sarah shut up already?

Yeah, she’s such a celery muncher.

by frenchbake September 28, 2023

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mushy celery

the described consistency of a penis after masturbating

Yeah bro, after I got that premium Brazzers account, my dick was mushy celery

by angrynoob July 13, 2015

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Popcorn Celery

Word used by an Uber cute chick with a big forehead and beautiful smile to describe an airy veggie snack that’s low in calories!

I had popcorn celery and a smoothie for dinner after I walked my big head dog Chupa!

by Big mark November 13, 2019

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Sin Celery

An alternative term for those who have difficulty digesting Devil's Lettuce

"Hey man, you got any new strains of Sin Celery"
"Nah man, just that dusty Devil's Lettuce"

by SinCelery January 9, 2020

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dirty cedric

when you are drunk so you decide to eat a girls pussy and almost throw up from the body fluids on your face while in the act. then remember you're tapped out so you can't counter that shit

'hey, did you see cedric tonight?'
'yes, but he was pulling a dirty cedric.'

by bingo404 April 16, 2020

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