Pulling A Carson

Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.

Dylan: “can you come to my birthday”

Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”

by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020

carson ling

Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.

Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later

Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch

by DopeAssNigga635 August 29, 2020

carson stephens

Famous baseball player. Cool person. Girls love him.

Woah, that is Carson Stephens, the famous baseball player!

by M a g i c a l bucky March 18, 2017

brenden carson

A Brenden Carson is a dirty minded but sweet and loving person, he would date anyone and spit on your pussy for a nickel, get yourself a brenden Carson

My Brenden Carson is white

by Donald miller May 22, 2018

carson weed

A very well known man that is a pornstar and is very sexy man

Carson weed is my idol

by Carson the star May 13, 2021

sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 26, 2014

Carson's Law

The tendency for Minecraft Youtubers/Streamers to be pedophiles or groomers.

A: Have you heard that X was grooming his underage fans?
B: Classic Carson's Law.

by WuwBuz January 5, 2021