Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy.
Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.
Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.
Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.
by RU Nicholas 107 October 16, 2010
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Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
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by hawaii 5-o March 18, 2003
Get the cabbage or "cab" mug.One of the highest level of drunkness when you cant function. this is usually right before you black out. the Cabbage is a zone you dont want to enter
Person 1: hey look at Tom over there he can barely function.
Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk
Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk
by ParrosNation October 23, 2011
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Shawn cringed in pain when his underwear pulled out a tangled strand of his man cabbage.
Joe: Dude, i had a nightmare that this crazy chick waxed off my man cabbage.
Ted: Ouch man, ouch.
Joe: Dude, i had a nightmare that this crazy chick waxed off my man cabbage.
Ted: Ouch man, ouch.
by Jiggukman April 6, 2005
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