California earmuffs

(N): large headphones (such as skullcandies) worn as casual accessories, oftentimes while not even connected to an mp3 player; they appear to be earmuffs because of their large size.

person a: "Hey look at Jaimee wearing her California earmuffs. SHE LOOKS SO COOOL!"

person b: "Naww dude she's old news. Everyone's tired of her. She doesn't even play music on them! She just walks around with them on. AND ITS NOT EVEN COLD."

by 4n4nn1 March 24, 2011

California Interstate

Sticking a toy car into a girl's vagina

After raiding his Hot Wheel collection he gave his sister a California Interstate

by J-Beize April 30, 2009

California Stroll

The slow pace that west-coasters walk at, unaware that they are moving so slowly until they encounter someone from anywhere else (with the exception of Hawaii, where they move even SLOWER, sometimes not making it down the street for days). The California Stroller may attempt to keep up with faster-paced out-of-state or international friends, but finds that they will only hurt their legs or slip on some form of frozen water, which apparently is a wide-spread natural disaster happening at certain times of the year for those not lucky enough to live south of the Holy-Snap-That's-Cold Line. California Strollers are often yards behind non-Californians and constantly block sidewalks. They claim this is because they like to enjoy the scenery.

She was doing a California Stroll, so it took us three hours to cross the street.

by California Stroller December 11, 2010

California Tuna Pocket

The act of eating out a girl with a vigina stuffed full of tuna.

Tommy gave a mean California Tuna Pocket to Anna yesterday at the club

by The mac sauce king July 1, 2011

California Ear Infection

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.

That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.

by CA Ear Infection January 20, 2013

california spring roll

When a guy shoves a spring roll on his dick and fucks a hoe, yelling I'm from Cali bitch

How did my california spring roll taste

by biggieballz August 31, 2015

California Sick Day

A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.

This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.

Employee 1: You missed the big meeting yesterday.
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?

by Dr. Davis R Buttcheeks III September 27, 2015