cake 

it's a dessert, you dumbass!!

me: (eating cake) i love cake, it's so delicious!

cake by ghosts_are_real May 30, 2018

Cake 

A sweet and sugary food item that consists of- Are you fucking retarded? Why are you looking this shit up? Jesus Christ. I'm done with this shit. Fuck.

You guys are fucking stupid. Cake is food.

Cake by Sc0rch3d June 1, 2018

cake 

a cake is a dessert food usually used for parties and weddings can be found in bakeries and food stores. it can be high and low in sugar. usually served with frosting.

wife: "can you slice me a peice of our wedding cake please?"
husband: "of course dear." slices cake.

cake by Minty the fox September 7, 2018

Cake 

Cake is a word often used by „Stoners“ to talk about Cannabis in front of other People.

Cake is also the name of something to eat.

„Lets go eat some Cake“
„Do you have some Cake for me“

Cake by Lenncocks October 5, 2018

Cake 

The ship name of the lead singer of 5 seconds of summer, Luke and Hemmings and the bassist Calum Hood.

"Muke is alright but I am a cake girl"

Cake by I'm Muke AF October 22, 2018

Cake 

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away

Cake by Some person yote January 6, 2019

Cake 

The 42 of humanity and a delicious baked treat

Let them eat cake

Cake by FeatherTehCat February 14, 2019