The Liar’s Curse

Live your whole life deceiving and manipulating those around you, and in time of need, no one will be there.

The Boy who cried wolf, now has The Liar’s Curse.

by Cheerio_Thief May 13, 2020

Tumblr curse

A term for the seemingly ubiquitous trend on Tumblr where character’s skin colors tend to be drawn with noticeably different physical characteristics, like being more fat or dark-skinned, than they actually are in canon by Tumblr artists. The reason for this is unknown, but the most common hypothesis is that the artists on Tumblr subconsciously make the characters look more like themselves, such as being overweight, of being the main cause behind this phenomenon. Some of the more famous examples of this trend being franchises that are very popular with Tumblr users like Steven Universe and Harry Potter, due to their character’s being very fast and loose with physical description, making it very easy for Tumblr artists to insert their own ideas of what characters look like, even though Tumblr artists often ignore the very few distinctive physical characteristics given to them in canon.

Alice: Hey Bob, why did this artist make Ronald Weasley really overweight in this fanart, despite him being described as “tall, thin, and gangling” in the book?
Bob: Must be the Tumblr curse.

by Analyzing shitposts March 10, 2021

The Programmer's Curse

When learning a new language, unless your first working sample is "Hello World" you will be cursed and will struggle to use that language for anything useful.

I was learning Ruby on Rails but because I didn't start with a "Hello World" example, I've been struggling with it from Day One.

Bob: "Hey, Jim. I can't seem to understand why my Ruby on Rails project just won't work."
Jim: "Did you start with a basic "Hello World" example to show you understand the basics?"
Bob: "Heck no! Why would I waste my time."
Jim: <smh> "Well, good luck, Jim. You've cursed yourself with The Programmer's Curse.

by h4rper August 28, 2019

The Pharaoh's Curse

what happens when you forget to return the slab

Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭

by ALJ69 August 9, 2023

Ginger Curse

A stupid word used to define a ginger given supernatural abilities from the color of there carrot locks.

"Lauren has the ginger curse"

by wolverineclasw February 12, 2019

Bisexual curse

Where you’re straight but you have bisexual desires or desire to sleep with the same sex

Exp: I’m straight but I think I have a bisexual curse.

by Haunted honeybee February 1, 2021

the 'M' - curse

the curse of only being attracted to girls whose name start with the letter 'M'

Jakub: "What are the girls' names that you last interacted with in non-platonic ways?"
C: "M***a, M******e, M****a, M****n, oh...shit, I've got the 'M' - curse"

by anonymous December 23, 2022