Tucker Carlson

Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out

Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..

by Brian Dillweed September 1, 2011

Tucker Carlson

He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.

Crossfire is now gone, thank god.

by MaxPowers April 19, 2005

carls jr

the best dakmn fast food place on earth

DAMN that teryaki burger from carls jrwas good

by THEskibum November 2, 2007

Tucker Carlson

Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.

Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.

by Marshall Rousso October 18, 2006

carlsbad

Carlsbad is a city in northern San Diego County, California. It is 81% White. It has many luxurious homes and pristine beaches for surfing. Aviara is a nice area with a golf course.

Carlsbad is a family area with many retirees and a few professionals.

Cal State San Marcos is nearby and a growing institution. It is supplying North County's economy with many jobs and qualified young people.

Many people commute south on I-5 to work in San Diego.

"Carlsbad-A great family-oriented community!"

by skateNinvestNstocks July 14, 2007

curl

Replacement of any any swear, peace, or anything.

Molly : "Let's curl out of here"
Blaine : "What the curl?"

by Blaine&Molly January 17, 2008

Tom Curley

while doing a girl in the ass there is some anal leakage and it gets stuck in your pubic hairs

Dude! I was doin large marge up the ass last night and she had a bad case of the shits and gave me one nasty tom curley.

by UDman05 May 6, 2009