Crockashark

A cross between a crocadile and shark, found in shallow muddy waters around the southwestern tip of austrailia and sometimes in the canal that goes past our office. They have a tendancy to bite those who anger them with non funny remarks / bad accents. A mysterious creature, the crockashark is know to have a penchant for tank tops.

"Is that a Crockashark bite on your leg Anne-Marie?"

by biro1983 March 7, 2007

crocbutter

That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

I tasted crocbutter when I heard Maddox was shutting down his webpage.

by SuperV November 16, 2007

croca-douche

(krok-uh-doosh) -noun

Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.

Methinks I'll sharpen a stir-stick and jab it into Croca-douche's ear canal.

by abbycat0 June 19, 2009

Crocaditisosis

A disease when a male over the age of 10 wears crocs, causing him to look like a dumbass.

Most people over the age of 27 who live with there mom, have a severe case of Crocaditisosis.

by Noltons4 August 19, 2009

Crocford

What Rockford, MI students lovingly call their hometown

Crocford sucked until I got caught vaping in the highschool bathroom! Now everyone is acting like I’m a god.

by Iamyourvapelord July 9, 2018

Dirty Crock Pot

When you finish in a girl and you let it "stew" for awhile, preferably 15-20 minutes. Then you go down town and eat it back out.

I gave my girlfriend the old dirty crock pot, what a great meal! Better than mum used to make! 15/15! Would recommend!

by Dirty Dave May 2, 2016

ALABAMA crock pot

Same thing as a alabama hot pocket but when you have diarrhea

I just gave that ho a alabama crock pot -JackC

by Alabamashitter October 2, 2008