Crockashark

A cross between a crocadile and shark, found in shallow muddy waters around the southwestern tip of austrailia and sometimes in the canal that goes past our office. They have a tendancy to bite those who anger them with non funny remarks / bad accents. A mysterious creature, the crockashark is know to have a penchant for tank tops.

"Is that a Crockashark bite on your leg Anne-Marie?"

Crockashark by biro1983 March 7, 2007

Cockshark 

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.

I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.

Cockshark by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012

cocksharking 

A girl or Gay Guy that is very desperate to find a mate that she/he asks multiple men on a date and takes the first one that bites.

"If you hurry you have a real good chance wth Kessley, Shes been Cocksharking for a week now!"

cocksharking by Jim Reed May 16, 2006