Courtesy Slap

A second mandatory stroke on the butt after the first
Never one without two, give her a good courtesy slap! - everyone
by Marx Twain November 22, 2015
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Courtesy lighter

The lighter you are graciously gifted with when the gas station clerk turns around to grab your pack of smokes.
"I got 4 courtesy lighters when I grabbed a pack earlier"
by Azmt1294 January 20, 2019
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courtesy clog

Clogging the toilet usually of public restroom because of the low-quality toilet paper.

There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet

You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
Are you fucking kidding me?? This toilet paper is see through, i'm going to courtesy clog the shit outta this shitter to teach the guy who thought it'd be funny to use Charmin 1 ply in his bathroom a lesson.
by smokeweedeveryday42000000 January 11, 2011
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courtesy chub

The slight erection one gets to show appreciation of someone. Particularly in a nude non-sexual environment.

More than flaccid, less than a half-chub. As opposed to an inappropriate raging boner.
She noticed him checking her out across the room and appreciated his respectful courtesy chub.
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courtesy chub

The slight erection one shows in appreciation of someone else.

Particularly in a non-sexual nude environment.

As opposed to a raging boner.
She noticed his courtesy chub after he checked her out from across the room.
by Psudonymsareterrible August 11, 2021
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Courtesy praise

This is handy when you strongly insult someone or make a biting comment about a mutual friend who's not in the conversation.

You might say something surprisingly harsh about them that you have to balance out to seem less aggressive and bitchy.. insert the courtesy praise to even out the insult. This scenario normally happens when a group of two or more girls are gossipping about a third party but don't want to come off too strong so as to cover their ass in case someone else is close with the person.
Susan talking to posse: Did you see Laura last night?
Erin: Yea, she looked like a beached whale- I wonder what she ate at college- small children?
(Group looks a bit shocked)
Erin: I mean I loved her hair cut and she's really nice I just feel bad cause she looked so good in high school..
Susan: Yea, you're so right but that was a courtesy praise
Posse nods in agreement
by alltalkxxxo June 23, 2011
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Courtesy Plume

Courtesy Plume is a self-inflicted condition caused by the fecal shower your ass gets when you flush the toilet as a courtesy in the middle of a dump (to be polite).
I was so embarrassed about my shit smelling bad I gave myself a courtesy plume up my ass.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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