preexisting condition

despite having a new girlfriend/boyfriend, sex with the ex is so good it must continue. Also known as Grandfathered in.

Guy 1: I cant go man I was up all night making sweet sweet love to Lisa.

Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?

Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!

by ChiBlonde November 10, 2012

My Internet Connection

Trash

Why is my internet connection so bad? I just ran out of wifi for the 963d time in 2 hours!

by BigSmoke40 December 3, 2020

coniption

coniption, to be totally angry, accompanied by an extreme, tantrum like, outburst.

They are going to have a (coniption,) when they discover their roof has been painted by vandals!

by cocoplain May 29, 2010

KY Connection

The act of anal sex which requires lubrication. Mostly used to describe gay men having sex.

The two men left the bar together to form a KY Connection.

by Eddie Bell May 7, 2008

KMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is laging so bad he must have a KMart Connection.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

butt connection

The place where the butt connects to the thighs

That skirt is way too short, you can see her butt connection

by Shannon Murphy December 23, 2007

extreme condition goggles

Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.

"Take off those fucking EXTREME CONDITION GOGGLES you dweeb"

by k.o.h. January 13, 2008