Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.

(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.

by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010

condom coinflip

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.

Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.

by harrycomets July 30, 2011

Condom-shooter

The act of cumming so hard the condom flys off.

Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"

Jacob: "is that a drink"

Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"

by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014

condom kid

A condom kid is: what you name the sperm in your condom before you throw it away.

Condom kid: Hey look the sperm at the bottom of this condom, ill call it mike! Then toss into garbage or toilet.

by Condom kids October 13, 2015

condom boy

1. Someone who looks like they have a condom over their head

2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.

"He's a condom boy, Lindsey"

by hahhaahhahaah April 29, 2016

condom drive by

Your ex girlfriend is a slut and talks shit on you all the time and you just throw half a pack of condoms on her driveway as she pulls in with her new boytoy; indirect way of telling her to stop fucking people over or she a ho

Yo me and Chris just did a condom drive by if Emily's house

by Lgmobile98 July 28, 2016

condom explosion

When you use a condom during sex but it explodes due to large ammounts of cum.

I tried to use a condom so i couldent get my girl pregnant... But i had a condom explosion.

by metal nilla July 3, 2016