Colored Commentary

n. the mostly annoying but occasionally humorous narration provided by loud African-American patrons while watching a film in a public movie theater.

"The Dark Knight was enjoyable, but I could have done without the colored commentary."

by Jason Mc. August 23, 2008

Cunt Commander

A female in charge of males that always bust their chops or demasculinizes them to make herself more powerful. Always a bitch to them.

That Cunt Commander is such a bitch...

by VIPAS72 February 10, 2007

clit commander

A Commander of the Clit. Not quite a General yet however someone who gets lots of pussy.

I am the clit commander. I own you, you little bastard...ooohhhh...you little bastard...BONG!

by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003

dotcom comment

A comment on a website, blog, or any social Networking site that contains a link. It even includes a twitter mention.

I asked for the facts and he replied with a dotcom comment.

by tyroindian July 16, 2011

Comment-Message

When someone types what should have been a message or email in a comment on a public board (example: facebook).

(Status)Nate: Just added my photos of the ski trip!

(Comment)Sarah: Cool pics! Wish I could have gone!

(Comment)James: Hey Kevin! I haven't talked to you in awhile but it looks like you are having fun. I saw the pictures of your ski trip just now. Which resort did you end up going to? I remember the last time we went skiing and got fking drunk off of that Peach 20/20! What a blast. Good times, good times. Hey what are you doing this weekend? My girlfriend is going to be in town for the week, and wants to know if the three of us can go out to eat maybe? If you can, how about Friday sometime around 6:30-ish? Just let me know. Hey are you still going out with that Sarah chick? What a b%$ch! Don't invite her to come along this time k? Well I gotta to feed dog I'll catch you later. =P

(Comment)Sarah: WTF?! Don't Comment-Message if you are going to be a dick!

by Darklinkkyle March 26, 2011

Comment Whore

A person who won't stop asking you to comment their myspace pictures, especially ones that suck.

Dude that bitch is such a comment whore, she wont stop asking me to comment her myspace pics.

by 5FingerSurprise March 11, 2009

Commentersation

A conversation held on the comments section of someones myspace/ facebook/etc.. Does not necessarily have to involve the person who owns the page.

'Did you see the commentersation I had with Martha on John's Facebook status? Things got pretty heated but she shut her yap when I said her opinions remind me a lot of Hitler's.'

by E$Money $krillaz August 20, 2009