church clapping

When a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song

We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up

by Optipotamus November 16, 2016

flab cripping

Making fun of someone when they have a verbal typo

"You missed Jeff do a classic flab crip the other day..."
"I had a real bad case of flab cripping earlier...

by madcat22 December 13, 2016

BITCH CLAPPING

You hit someone really hard on his/she's face. It's so funny I am actually Bitch clapping all the time! Hehe😎

Bitch clapping is funny.

by Fantastic NilasGaiaNilasNerdeG December 6, 2019

Juice Clapping

Juice clapping happens when a female has released air from her vagina after being aroused with such tension that her beef curtains "clap" together.

"I heard Tony got his wife horny after eating beans all day and she was juice clapping everywhere..."

by Ayyyyyyyyboiiiiiii February 1, 2020

Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

Finger Clapping

The act of inserting a finger (typically the fore-finger) from one hand into the vagina, the finger from the other hand into the anus, and clapping them together against the thin layer separating the rectum from the vagina.

Similar to a finger high-five but with one-to- two people.

I applauded her fellating skills by finger clapping her after I came.

by SlvrBulet January 5, 2022

Gooch clapping

The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.

Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”

*claps gooch*

When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)

by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022