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Clacton mum

A new mother from the Clacton/Jaywick area typically but can be from any location that gets pregnant by 15 years old with a boy at least 2 years older, by the time the baby shoots out of her legs only halfway into teenage years, she is already out clubbing totally forgetting the existence of her son, leaving him at home.
John "hey see faith"
Luke " yeah what about her "
John "she's only going out drinking leaving her two-month-old baby at home"
Luke " Just another Clacton mum ain't she"
by millionDOLLARcumSOCK February 13, 2018
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Sam Claxton

Someone of high stature. Often seen as a super human or god.

Other meanings can mean loser or someone of lower social standing.
Meaning One:
Girl One: Did you see him?
Girl: Ikr what a Sam Claxton

Girl one: I want him

Meaning Two-
Person one: So why didn't you invite them to your party?
Person two: He was such a Sam Claxton
by Dickfacestan January 22, 2015
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eric clapton

Who Jesus transforms into when he picks up a guitar.
Idiot: Whoa! Jesus and Eric Clapton are one in the same?
Me: Did you not hear Tears in Heaven? (Commences Bitchslapping.)
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eric clapton

Eric Clapton, is quite the white blues guitarist. And indeed, quite the former cokehead. He AND Roger Waters have diff. styles, so you needn't whine.
by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004
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Eric Clapton

One of the greastest guitarists of all time, it was he who changed the guitar sound forever in 1966 when he was with John Maryall's Bluesbreakers album. Giving him the lable "God". He worked with John after leaving the Yardbirds who went into a pop direction while Eric stuck with his blues, launching his career in Cream, Blind Faith, Derek and the Dominos, his solo work, and worked with numerous artist. In 1967 Jimi Hendrix stole the spot light from him.

By the way, what's with this crap on Roger Waters? He's a freaking bass player! They are both good at what they do.
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by Jimmy March 7, 2005
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Crayton

Crayton is a very hot, attractive, sexy beast and a lot of girls love him and adore him.
" OMG Crayton is so hot!"
by Lickalottapussayyy July 29, 2016
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clayson

a sexy male who gets all the ladies , he is perfect in every way possible but hates when bitches freak out
"did you see that guy over there with all those chicks?"

"yeah, he's such a clayson i wish i was him "
by theerector January 1, 2012
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