Cincinnati Bow-tie

Fucking a woman's cleavage from above, rather than from below.

After the typical pearl necklace had been explored, she offered him a Cincinnati bow-tie, which he graciously accepted.

by Banana Joseph September 23, 2009

Cincinnati Shoe Horn

Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.

1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.

2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.

James: Hey man, how was your night?

Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.

James: Gross man.

by NW PDXer January 10, 2012

cincinnati la salle

All boys private school in Cincinnati that’s 50% black 50% white. You think we Christian but we get more pussy than public school boys. We eat Juuls for breakfast. You don’t have to be smart or rich, they just wnat your money. Our principle and our strength coach live and breath steroids, but the strength coaches kid is a bitch. The End

You go to Cincinnati La Salle?
Sorry I don’t speak public school.

by Self proclaimed broke boy January 6, 2019

Cincinnati Spring Roll

During coitus with an obese female the male defecates on the female's ample midsection, places his penis on the dump, rolls a flabby roll over the feces covered penis and proceeds to fornicate with the shitty fat roll.

Broseph, I was so shitfaced last night that when she asked me to give her a cleveland steamer and I ended up Cincinnati Spring Rolling her. Every time I take a piss it smells like McDonald's and shit.

by Heavy D (sans "the boys") August 27, 2007

Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler

When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.

Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.

by Chelseawesome August 5, 2010

Cincinnati Freeze Pop

The sexual act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to eat it like a freeze pop.

"My girlfriend made the most delicious Cincinnati Freeze Pop for me last night, gobbled that shit up when i got home."

by goovleman April 11, 2012

Cincinnati Cock Cleaner

The act of eating your own genital cheese.

Owen: “I really need to give myself a Cincinnati Cock Cleaner”

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022