Chris 

A fucking jerk that loves attention! He cheats on girls. He wants all of the attention but nobody gives it to him.He slaps girls ass’s and is a HOE he is usually friends with other perverts and is a pervert himself. Usually one who dates a lot of women at once.He doesn’t care what other girls are feeling he does anything he wants anyways!

If I were you I wouldn’t date a Chris believe me ur life will be full of drama

Damn Did you know Chris dumped Jessica?

Chris by JustAOrdinaryPerson c: October 17, 2017

Chris 

Chris is so-so. He usually has thinning hair on the top of his head and looks kind of like an egg. He acts like a know it all and tells strange stories of his childhood and young adult years. He makes jokes that makes everyone around him uncomfortable, but no one ever tells him how bad he actually is. People tend to avoid him due to the discomfort his lingering gaze causes.

Dude, you're being a Chris.

Chris by meeeeep May 16, 2019

Chris 

A 🦍

Chris is a big ugly smelly 🦍

Chris by Wezks March 11, 2020

Chris 

A useless fat fuck sack of shit that doesn't contribute nothing to society, has a small dick and huge titties

Lmao that fat fuck Chris?

Chris by LiberalsAreRetarded June 5, 2020

Chris 

Adj.
C-r-iss (C as in Cat, R as in Racecar, iss as in blISS)

The proproty of an object that is Radiating light, reflecting light, or is bright.

That is one chris penny

Chris by The_Bookworm April 10, 2010

Chris 

A person who deeply loves Mercedes more than anything in the world and would do anything for her.

A person who would 1. Let Mercedes pee on him 2. Stick his finger in her butt 3. Let her poop on his carpet 4. I love you
Mercedes' future husband and current soulmate.

Dude, Chris is awesome.

Chris by Mercedes lover July 30, 2012

Chris 

1. (adj.) to masturbate excessively until one's penis falls off

2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much

3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text

4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family

1. "yo im so horny, im gonna chris so much tonight"

2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating

3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"

4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris

Chris by rxkxdxx December 10, 2009