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cenker

A beautiful amazing looking boy, who steals your heart and break it for a less gorgeous girl than you are. He loves gaming, has the most disgusting friends and is like a diamond in the dark. He has often amazing eyes and totally perfect hair. He is sporty and he is absolutely stunning and the most pretty human you ever met. But he is an asshole and don't know how to treat you right.
Person 1: OMG Cenker is so perfect I'm gonna die!

Person 2: Bish you gonna die if you had a relationship.
by Unkownunicorn January 4, 2017
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Cemex

Cemex would be a term similar to jinx, except you don't put bad luck on the other.
In most cases, you say "Cemex" when the other person says what you were just thinking about.

The name came when intelectual south slavic youngsters were on a bus and one of them was questioning:
1: if it's jinx when two people say the same thing at the same time, what is it when two people think of the same thing at the same time?
2:*profoundly looks out the window and stares at one spot until a bag of cement flies in the view* *turns around* it's called cemex.....
1: That guy over there has nice hair
2: he looks like Jack
1: YES CEMEX

1: I'd love some cheap Konzum chocolate now
2: aha, cemex

1: dude the craft store is open and they're selling custom flags
2: custom flags.... OH

1: IS IT CEMEX
2: I THINK SO
by the great south slav May 22, 2018
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Cerinity

A beautiful girl who has been through hell and is a badass
Cerinity is my best friend
by Cerinity June 15, 2018
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Cosby Cereal

You need these things: 1. Your choice of your favorite Powerade or Gatorade. (Or Four Loko if you're feeling like a hard ass. WARNING: this will probably kill you should you decide to use Four Loko. I'm Sooper srs. Don't do it.). 2. Any type of gummy snack. Whether it be gummy bears or Gushers or gummy worms, etc. 3. Any flavor of Skittles (yes they have to be Skittles. Any Skittles will do but they have to be Skittles).

Then you mix these contents in a bowl and consume them. Then proceed to watch the world around you slow down to a point where you think you are the fastest man alive and proceed to run around the world. When in reality you are having the worst/best (depending on how you look at things) sugar rush in the world and fell into a diabetic coma. There is also the rare occasion that all the questions in the universe will become answered upon consumption, causing you to become insane.

Then you wake up four hours later wondering why your legs are gone.

It's called Cosby Cereal because of the mesh of bright and colorful items used to make this cereal. Much like the sweaters Bill Cosby from The Cosby Show.
Cosby Cereal is the extreme version of fruit loops. EXTREME.
by Jak_Smiley December 29, 2013
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Portage Central High School

Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.
“Yo bruh you went to Portage Central High School right?”
“Yea that shit wack”
“True I cant even take a shit without getting smacked in the face with a cloud of mango smoke when I walk in the bathroom”
by Big Daddy Sach December 26, 2018
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21st century whore

a girl who acts all sexy and stuff and flirts with lots of men but doesn't quite get it. she's still a virgin.
by idle teen November 17, 2019
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Bad Boy Certified

When you wear a black leather jacket and turtle neck to school. Making sure to get a haircut EVERY WEEK.
OMG look at Rylan’s leather jacket he must be Bad Boy Certified
by Rylanfan199 March 18, 2022
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