Capcom

-See also crapcom

"Yo, crapcom made another showing at this years E3. You can tell the devs are searching desperately for a new franchise."

by some guy June 7, 2003

al capone

The process of luring/seducing a partner into sex, and then promptly abandoning the partner afterwards. Also known as bang and run.

I went bang bang al capone on Sally, that sorry cokehead whore---I love free sex.

by flylikegumby December 7, 2006

caponed

Caponed - verb - To get away with, or avoid judgement for, an egregious violation of the law or morals, only to be punished for a lesser offense which serves as justice-by-proxy for the greater offense.

Paul Wolfowitz got away with starting the Iraq War, but is about to get fired from the World Bank for promoting his girlfriend. He got "Caponed".

by dave3172 December 24, 2008

Calpol tunnel

The syndrome where reaching for the child paracetamol shoots a pain up your arm

Patient: When I reach for the children's paracetamol, I get a shooting pain up my arm. Any idea what it might be?

Doctor: Hmm, sounds like a bad case of Calpol Tunnel!

by Little Computer Nerd October 20, 2010

Capiosexual

Attracted to female poets

Camisexual: attracted to male poets

That guy only likes female poets
Oh he's a Capiosexual

by OLDSCHOOL KILLER March 14, 2015

campolo

Handsome devil, master of the linguistic arts.

The date went well, but he's no campolo.

by Linguistic King October 22, 2008

Capot

Pronunciation key: Cah-poh
Taken from the French word for condom, capote; a sheath commonly of rubber worn over the penis (as to prevent conception or venereal infection during coitus); also : a similar device inserted into the vagina

Hey man, my girls here, can I hitch a capot?

by Parusia July 6, 2005