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Get the caporkeroni mug.1) An individual, identifying as a female, that wears Real Tree or Mossy Oak (or the like), typically containing flashes of pink, Tiffany blue, or neon green, as a part of her daily fashion, and supports the current trend of country= lifted suburbia trucks with truck-nuts and/or general douchebagery in bootcut jeans & a forced southern draw.
2) an individual, identifying as a female, that hops from one hunting camo-clad wannabe country guy/gal, to the next.
3) an individual, identifying as either male or female, whose hunting camo clothing, is found more on the floor of a stranger's bedroom, than actually used hunting.
4) any individual that wears hunting camo while fishing.
2) an individual, identifying as a female, that hops from one hunting camo-clad wannabe country guy/gal, to the next.
3) an individual, identifying as either male or female, whose hunting camo clothing, is found more on the floor of a stranger's bedroom, than actually used hunting.
4) any individual that wears hunting camo while fishing.
Def. 1 Used:
CS: "I just got this Mossy Oak jacket with Tiffany blue flashing. What do you think?"
Real Country Girl: "Makes you look like a TCU camoslut, but you do you."
Def. 2 Used:
Faux-boy: "Got these Real Tree boots to go out to the country bar tonight. Whachu think?"
Faux-boy's Frat-bro: "Definitely got play with the camosluts if you wear those."
Def. 3 Used:
Ed: "Dude! We're supposed to be going out to the deer lease in 20 minutes! Where's your hunting gear?"
Joe: "Shit! I must've left my 5.11 shirt at that camoslut's place last night."
Ed: "Sounds more like YOU'RE the camoslut. The rest of us are leaving without you. Oh, and just because you ain't going, doesn't mean you don't owe me for your part of the deposit. Have it when we get back!"
Def. 4 Used:
Fishing Guide: "Seriously?"
Camo-clad Jackass: "What?"
FG: *looking both CCJ and his equally dressed girlfriend* "You do realize the fish can't see you? So camo is completely unnecessary."
CCJ's GF: "But we look so cute in this woodsie stuff! Look... mine has flashes of pink because I'm a girl."
FG: *facepalms and mutters* "Fuckin' camosluts.
CS: "I just got this Mossy Oak jacket with Tiffany blue flashing. What do you think?"
Real Country Girl: "Makes you look like a TCU camoslut, but you do you."
Def. 2 Used:
Faux-boy: "Got these Real Tree boots to go out to the country bar tonight. Whachu think?"
Faux-boy's Frat-bro: "Definitely got play with the camosluts if you wear those."
Def. 3 Used:
Ed: "Dude! We're supposed to be going out to the deer lease in 20 minutes! Where's your hunting gear?"
Joe: "Shit! I must've left my 5.11 shirt at that camoslut's place last night."
Ed: "Sounds more like YOU'RE the camoslut. The rest of us are leaving without you. Oh, and just because you ain't going, doesn't mean you don't owe me for your part of the deposit. Have it when we get back!"
Def. 4 Used:
Fishing Guide: "Seriously?"
Camo-clad Jackass: "What?"
FG: *looking both CCJ and his equally dressed girlfriend* "You do realize the fish can't see you? So camo is completely unnecessary."
CCJ's GF: "But we look so cute in this woodsie stuff! Look... mine has flashes of pink because I'm a girl."
FG: *facepalms and mutters* "Fuckin' camosluts.
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