by Optinate1 January 5, 2021

by Wraggy April 29, 2021

an inside joke in the U.S. military played on 'Boots' (newly arrived from boot camp).
squelch is a term used to fine-tune radios. it is a knob or button that controls whether or not background noise is heard on an open channel. it is used when communication is poor or lost and you are scanning your frequency/channel for any recognizable sounds.
telling someone to get a 'can' of squelch sends them to go ask someone, causing everyone who knows the joke to laugh. this is not always wise to send a boot to a Senior NCO for.
squelch is a term used to fine-tune radios. it is a knob or button that controls whether or not background noise is heard on an open channel. it is used when communication is poor or lost and you are scanning your frequency/channel for any recognizable sounds.
telling someone to get a 'can' of squelch sends them to go ask someone, causing everyone who knows the joke to laugh. this is not always wise to send a boot to a Senior NCO for.
0311: hey Boot!
Boot: "Corporal?"
0311: "go down to supply and get a can of squelch. this radio's been acting up all morning and i can't get comm."
Boot goes to supply, waits in line, and then gets yelled at for wasting supply's time and their own. Usually ends with the Boot cleaning something unimaginable or guarding something insignificant for long, long, periods of time.
Boot: "Corporal?"
0311: "go down to supply and get a can of squelch. this radio's been acting up all morning and i can't get comm."
Boot goes to supply, waits in line, and then gets yelled at for wasting supply's time and their own. Usually ends with the Boot cleaning something unimaginable or guarding something insignificant for long, long, periods of time.
by Marines is capitalized January 22, 2011

A can fairy is an older asian lady who collects beer cans in the wee morning. The can fairy can also show up in the middle of your backyard/patio party to forstall the other can/bottle fairies in order to win in what they call 'the game of life'.
我想所有的罐请. 我想所有的罐请can fairy我想所有的罐请???
by AdriMari July 12, 2012

by The Ant October 11, 2006

A term or description used to express that a man has large flabby droopy saggy flappy pectoral muscles that typically found on a fat person.
by Robert Kahn May 19, 2005

by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004
